Top 28 list: Melodifestivalen 2016 

28. Himmel gjord för två - Anna Book 

HoLy FuCK, this song really sucks. If she didn’t get disqualified her results would’ve been embarrassing 

28. Kom ut som en stjärna - After Dark 

This song sucks as much dick as After Dark.

28. Mitt guld - Pernilla Anderson

To be honest I couldn’t rate this song fairly since I fell asleep in the middle of it. BOOOORING. 

28. Håll mitt hjärta hårt - Bunch of old dudes

Damn, this song is almost as boring as Mitt guld

28. Du tar mig tillbaka - Martin Stenmarck

Did you seriously think you had any chance at all to win with this boring ass song. Also, all the songs so far have been in Swedish, wonder why… 

28. Killer Girl - Linda Bengtzing

Don’t get your hopes up, this song is in Swedish as well and holy macaroni how shitty it is. It doesn’t really help that it’s also about murdering men. 

28. 100% - Victor och natten 

This song is 100% terrible.

28. Bada nakna - Samir & Viktor

Your’s song is so bad you had to take your shirts off only because otherwise it would have nothing to offer. 

28. Faller - Kristina Siegfrid

I’m actually running out of words to describe how shit these songs are, so far all of them has been in last place.

28. Put your love on me - Boris René

This song is extremely annoying and BORING.

28. Rik - Albin & Mattias 

The rap parts are terrible and the parts where they actually sing are just embarrassingly bad. 

28. Rollercoaster - Dolly Style 

Just go back to kindergarten, where you belong.

28. You carved your name across my heart - Swingfly feat. Helene Gutarra

Swingfly has really gone downhill. His last song was bad, but this is bad on a whole new level. 

28. Runaways - Eclipse

And here we have the stereotypical rock song which participates EVERY SINGLE YEAR. And it sucks just as much as the other rock songs.

28. Weight of the world - SMILO 

Soon Avicii will come and beat the shit outta y’all. 

28. Hunger - Molly Petersson Hammar Boring, dull and so mediocre it hurts.

28. Kizunguzungu - SaRaha

Just go back to the jungle where you came from, this song is Ebola for my ears.

28. We are your tomorrow - David Lindgren

If you’re my tomorrow I’d rather shoot my head off.

28. Håll om mig hårt - Panetoz 

This song is catchy in the sense that you get the urge to beat up anyone who even mumbles the chorus. 

28. My heart wants me dead - Lisa Ajax 

Your heart isn’t the only thing that wants you dead.

28. I will wait - Isa

A ballad, how original…….

28. Ain’t no good - Mimi Werner 

This song ain’t no good

28. Human - Oscar Zia 

There’s nothing human about this song. It physically hurts to listen to this crap.

28. Don’t worry - Ace Wilder 

And I thought Busy doin’ nothin was the absolute worst thing ever, I was clearly wrong.

28. Save me - Wiktoria

I agree with Wiktoria on this song. Please save me from it.

28. If I were sorry - Frans

I’m sorry for the person who had to write this shit.

28. Constellation Prize -Robin Bengtsson 

Robin is a mix between Robin Stjernberg and Måns Zelmerlöw and this mix is fucking disgusting.

28. Youniverse - Molly Sandén 

Did you think you were clever when you named it Youniverse, it wasn’t clever at all it was shit.